I had a big, juicy entry 75% done, and the computer crashed. After all this time, you'd think I would learn to do these things in a Word document. I'm a dumbass.

You would have loved it. It was all about my *not* attending JournalCon. It was full of longing and imagery with a theme and a motif thrown in for good measure. It was 100 times better than the drivel you're reading now. Sorry.