Small things amuse small minds

It's no fun playing Bookworm if you can't find any of the bad words for points. I did get 210 points for 'git', though.

It's no fun being hit on by cute, 18-year-old, nice-smelling boys when I'm releasing loans if you can't act on it.

It's no fun losing weight when that weight verily runs from your chestal area, leaving your push up bra to LAUGH and LAUGH when you pick it up in the morning.

It's no fun wearing a silk button blouse and having to watch your posture all freakin' day, lest you slouch over like normal causing your buttons to strain against the considerable belly pudge and it all oozes out to the surprise and disgust of your customers. Man, my back is going to ache tonight from sitting ramrod straight all day!