I'm no Twinkie, yo!

Seriously, I'm letting the sheer magnitude of stuff that happened over JCon weekend intimidate me. ME! And that, I cannot have.

So I'm going to go the way of Jason and break it down into manageable parts.

Starting today. I will. No, I will.

And Coleen? We have to talk about those cigarettes you gave me. I think I've found one more reason we are sisters who were separated at birth. That, and the fact that we're both smart and pretty and have the most adorable voices and accents. Except you got the hawt gene, bitch, and I think you're done with it so give it over!

Okay, more later. Really. Don't give up on me now!